Darian Hickman
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalisation?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky, (fake scotch is spelt whiskey)
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an Australian,
using Bill Gates's American technology ,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers (taxi drivers),
unloaded by Maori wharfies,
and trucked to you by Vietnamese illegals.....
unpacked by Fijians with expired visas
That, my friends, is Globalisation!! (Including the spelling of Globalization!)
